Let me first say to "Jenny from Chicago" thank you for recognizing my significant contribution to society. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, please refer to my previous post and the attached comment.
Next, having just spent the last 5 days with 60,000 of my closest friends at a business convention, the upshot is this ... ladies, leave the suntan colored nylons with sandals (or basically any other outfit) where they belong, on the store shelf or the back of a drawer somewhere. I know, I know, we once thought they were the answer to our lily white legged problems, but I assure you they are not. If anything, they just make the fact that we have less than perfect, untanned skin all the more obvious to those who choose to look.
Be bold, be strong, and go Au naturale! Power to the people (or women as the case may be).
P.S. No offense to Kylie Minogue.