Today is a great day. Usually on Saturdays my husband has to get up early to go to the office, but not today. O.K. it's because he injured his tail bone and is having trouble, well, doing anything, not good, but hey it means NO ALARM CLOCK, so not all bad either right? Oh shut up, anything that makes the alarm clock go away must have a little good in it! Also, he got pain meds yesterday, so he is no longer quite as um, shall we say
a PMS'ing elephant that also happens to have an ear infection less than pleasant. I have a lovely "Autumn Harvest" candle burning as I write this, and I have managed to totally ignore the giant pile of dishes waiting to be washed. So in honor of this fabulous mood I am in, I thought I would share a little comedy with you that I am hopeful will bring a smile to your face.
First, some silly jokes that will either make your kids laugh out loud or will embarrass them. A win win for you.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?.........'Cause he didn't have any guts.
What is the witch's favorite subject in school?..........Spelling.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack, quack?..........Count Duckula.
For more of these little gems go here.
Now a little something for the "Mummies" and "Deadies", much too scary for the little ghosts and goblins!