I am fairly certain that my son could set the land speed record for teeth brushing. He usually gets the chance to beat the record at least twice a night since I make him do it enough times to convince me that all the times added together make up one, half way decent, brushing job.
Clean sheets are a little slice of heaven.
I went to Oprah last week, remember? Today was the actual "Favorite Things" show. She did it from Macon, Georgia because Macon has produced the highest ratings for the Oprah show every year since it started or something, so I guess this was her "Thank You." I had occasion to spend the night in Macon once as I had to evacuate from my mom's house during hurricane Fran. Macon is not very exciting. This is the nicest thing I could think of to say about Macon. Therefore, they probably deserved it more than my friends and I did, but it still would have been nice. Here is what they got.
My mother is having a raccoon issue. As I believe I have mentioned before, they live on Hilton Head Island in South Carolina, hence having had to evacuate to Macon once. Anyhoo, they have a pool. The raccoons have decided that going potty on the top step of the pool is The thing to do these days. According to animal control, it is because the raccoons bring their dinner to the pool to wash it before they eat it and then go potty when they are finished. Apparently that old adage I don't eat where I s#%& doesn't apply to raccoons. I also think it is funny that they wash their food before they eat it, because as my mom pointed out, "they are garbage pickers, how much better is it going to get by washing it?"
Boston Legal is the greatest show on TV right now. "Denny Crane".
Stuffing is my favorite Thanksgiving food. My grandpa's recipe. NO OYSTERS please! I know I don't like oyster stuffing as I inadvertently took a bite of what I thought to be traditional stuffing and ended with a mouth full of bread and oysters. A shock to be sure! My son's favorite Thanksgiving food is cranberry sauce the kind that stays the shape of the can. What's yours?