"Dancing with the Stars" is back, which means my prediction prowess is back as well. Tonight is the first elimination of the season, and it is a double elimination. One man and one woman will be sent packing. Who will it be?
Man = Penn Jillette. Just not good or funny enough to stick around.
Woman= Monica Seles. She has tried so hard, but the poor dear is just so clearly uncomfortable it's time for her exit.