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In the Meantime

Technical difficulties still in full swing, so in the meantime a little something to make you laugh.  This was an e-mail sent to me by my mom the other day.  It made me laugh out loud.  Hope you too will chuckle!

"A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.  “The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, men walking on the moon, and our spaceships have visited Mars.  We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, light-speed processing ....and,” pausing to take another drink of beer.

The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, you're right, son.  We didn't have those things when we were young, so we invented them.  Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?'

The applause was resounding...

I love senior citizens"

This Is a Picture of Me Today

In other words, I'm a little busy.  Therefore, I am leaving you with a couple of jokes for your day that I hope will make you smile on this fine Monday, and will be back with more pithy topics tomorrow!

In honor of the joke my son told me yesterday, the topic is going to be blonde jokes.  Hey, don't get offended, I am a blonde so it's o.k., plus you have to admit, they are funny.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? ........Pull out the pin and throw it back at her. (this is the one from my son)

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? .......She fell out of the tree.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?.........They keep forgetting the recipe.

How did the blonde burn her nose?.........bobbing for french fries.

P.S. In case the Naughty Nurse is reading, Happy Birthday!  Welcome to the 29 again club (and no we are not telling you how many times we have been 29), it is not quite as exciting as The Whole Hand Club, but at least we are all in it together!

P.P.S.  Jenny from Chicago is also busy and needs your helpful hints on organization, princess parties, and Disney trips, click on over and help her out won't you?  BTW, my hint is for a princess party game.  Have all little girls dancing at the "ball" in a room.  When the clock strikes 12 have them drop one of their shoes and run to another room.  Keep them busy while the "Grand Duke" hides their shoes with a goody bag in it.  Have them go find their shoe as a little treasure hunt.

A Little Humor on this Fine Saturday

Today is a great day.  Usually on Saturdays my husband has to get up early to go to the office, but not today. O.K. it's because he injured his tail bone and is having trouble, well, doing anything, not good, but hey it means NO ALARM CLOCK, so not all bad either right?  Oh shut up, anything that makes the alarm clock go away must have a little good in it!  Also, he got pain meds yesterday, so he is no longer quite as um, shall we say a PMS'ing elephant that also happens to have an ear infection less than pleasant.  I have  a lovely "Autumn Harvest" candle burning as I write this, and I have managed to totally ignore the giant pile of dishes waiting to be washed.  So in honor of this fabulous mood I am in, I thought I would share a little comedy with you that I am hopeful will bring a smile to your face.

First, some silly jokes that will either make your kids laugh out loud or will embarrass them. A win win for you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?.........'Cause he didn't have any guts.

What is the witch's favorite subject in school?..........Spelling.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack, quack?..........Count Duckula.

For more of these little gems go here.

Now a little something for the "Mummies" and "Deadies", much too scary for the little ghosts and goblins!

Happy Halloween!